I've been trawling through the WikiLeaks cables, and while much of what I've seen is pretty mundane--in most cases, the title is all you really need to know--I found a few that could be read as literature. Whether it's good or bad literature is open to debate (literary criticism?), but yes: amidst all the dry writing and cliché turns of phrase, there are cables that make for lively, interesting reading.
Take "A Caucasus Wedding," for example. Sent from the Moscow embassy in August of 2006, it's actually a great story, with vivid writing, characters, history, and setting. The first paragraph, with a little spit-shine and marketing enthusiasm, could stand as the summary from the back of a novel:
Weddings are elaborate in Dagestan, the largest autonomy in the North Caucasus. On August 22 we attended a wedding in Makhachkala, Dagestan's capital: Duma member and Dagestan Oil Company chief Gadzhi Makhachev's son married a classmate. The lavish display and heavy drinking concealed the deadly serious North Caucasus politics of land, ethnicity, clan, and alliance. The guest list spanned the Caucasus power structure--guest starring Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov--and underlined just how personal the region's politics can be.
Sounds interesting and readable, doesn't it?
"A Caucasus Wedding" goes down quite nicely. The prose is surprisingly polished and creative. Sure, the overall effect is one of detachment--after all, the author is observing the wedding, not participating in it or mingling with the crowd--but I'm struck by how descriptive the cable is. It makes me wonder if the writer is secretly yearning to publish. Consider the following two paragraphs:
An hour before the wedding reception was set to begin the Marrakech reception hall was full of guests--men taking the air outside and women already filling a number of the tables inside, older ones with headscarves chaperoning dozens of teenaged girls. A Dagestani parliamentarian explained that weddings are a principal venue for teenagers--and more importantly their parents--to get a look at one another with a view to future matches. Security was tight--police presence on the ground plus police snipers positioned on the roof of an overlooking apartment block. Gadzhi even assigned one of his guards as our personal bodyguard inside the reception. The manager told Gadzhi there were seats for over a thousand guests at a time. At the height of the reception, it was standing room only.
At precisely two p.m. the male guests started filing in. They varied from pols and oligarchs of all sorts--the slick to the Jurassic; wizened brown peasants from Burtunay; and Dagestan's sports and cultural celebrities. Khalid Yamadayev presided over a political table in the smaller of the two halls (the music was in the other) along with Vakha the drunken wrestler, the Ingush parliamentarians, a member of the Federation Council who is also a nanophysicist and has lectured in Silicon Valley, and Gadzhi's cousin Ismail Alibekov, a submariner first rank naval captain now serving at the General Staff in Moscow. The Dagestani milieu appears to be one in which the highly educated and the gun-toting can mix easily--often in the same person.
Then there's "Lifestyles of the Kazazhstani Leadership," which isn't as literary as "A Caucasus Wedding." Still, it contains loosely connected and titled vignettes which reminded me a bit of Lydia Davis's flash fiction. It's not as ironic as Davis, but some of the scenes are humorous (while at a nightclub, the prime minister of Kazazhstan "chose to dance on an empty stage above the dance floor"--upon reading this, my girlfriend said, "Go on with your bad self!"). This cable will surely embarrass the Kazazhstani leadership, but it still makes for pretty fun reading. Even Elton John makes a brief appearance.