This is the sex-themed round-up ...

• Remember the last librarian to shush you? Turns out she's a kinky little minx.
• This reminds me of all the time I spent, as a teenager, writing dirty short stories: "It's easy to find sex scenes funny: They are funny as soon as you isolate them from their context."
• And finally, Granta's "Sex" issue is out (with one of the best magazine covers ever). Roberto Bolaño, Tom McCarthy, and Jennifer Egan are all featured authors. It's like literary pornography. (Evie Wyld's "Woman's Body: An Owner's Manual" is really good, too.)