Maybe it was the early hour, but this passage, from John Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress, struck me as ridiculously funny melodrama, with its weird macho/homoerotic overtones:
Then the Giant came up, and Mr. Great-heart went to meet him; and as he went, he drew his Sword, but the Giant had a club. So without more ado they fell to it, and at the first blow the Giant struck Mr. Great-heart down upon one of his knees; with that the women and children cried out: So Mr. Great-heart recovering himself laid about him in full lusty manner, and gave the Giant a wound in his arm; thus he fought for the space of an hour, to that height of heat, that the breath came out of the Giant's nostrils, as the heat doth out of a boiling cauldron.
Then they sat down to rest them, but Mr. Great-heart betook them to prayer; also the women and children did nothing but sigh and cry all the time that the battle did last.
When they had rested them, and taken breath, they fell to it again, and Mr. Great-heart with a full blow fetch'd the Giant down to the ground: Nay, hold, and let me recover, quoth he. So Mr. Great-heart fairly let him get up: So to it they went again, and the Giant missed but little of all-to-breaking Mr. Great-heart's skull with his club.
Mr. Great-heart seeing that, runs to him with the full heat of his spirit, and pierced him under the fifth rib; with that the Giant began to faint, and could hold up his club no longer. Then Mr. Great-heart seconded his blow, and smit the head of the Giant from his shoulders. Then the women and children rejoiced, and Mr. Great-heart also praised God, for the deliverance he had wrought.
As women might say, with a sigh and an eye-roll: Boys.


